Destroy a Wish

[bennett]

Granted but you can no longer find half of your important things

I wish I am not sleepy

[ivy]

Granted ~ but then you are wide-awake and can't sleep for days

I wish there was good music on the radio

[bennett]

Granted but your radio broke

I wish I can understand Latin

[ivy]

Granted ~ but you can never use it because its a dead language

I wish I didn't have to go ~

[bennett]

Granted but you can never go away

I wish I have a milkshake

[ivy]

Granted ~ but its a fish and tomatoe milkshake

I wish I didn't have to get up early

[bennett]

Granted but you woke up late and miss all your appointments

I wish I don't have to go to the dentist

[ivy]

Granted ~ but then your teeth all rot and fall out

I wish I wasn't here by myself

[Lyf Naiilo]

Granted but your guests arrive and they are the rudest people on the planet and you go insane trying to be nice

I wish I had a laptop!

[ivy]

Granted ~ but it has no memory, and is so slow its useless


I wsh I had somewhere to go

[Lyf Naiilo]

Granted but you decide to leave the house and you get hit by a semi

I wish that the c-box started working!!!

[ivy]

Granted ~ but then there is no one on to talk to

I wish I had someone at my house to talk to

[Lyf Naiilo]

Granted but then you go insane from their incassent dribble

I wish that all people were respectful

[ivy]

Granted ~ but then they get too offended when your teasing and joking

I wish I could find my fav pair of jeans

[Lyf Naiilo]

Granted but you find them in a dogs mouth, full of holes

I wish that I had black hair!